Bring Back Real Straws Tee

A tee for anyone who's ever fought a soggy paper straw and lost.

This parody shirt pokes fun at the great straw downgrade of our time, printed with a cheeky graphic of neat lines next to a limp cardboard straw and the caption complaining that cardboard just isn't the same as the old plastic ones. It's satire, it's ridiculous, and it's the perfect gag gift for the friend who still mourns their favourite drink going soft after two sips.

• Soft, breathable cotton blend for everyday wear
• Bold, screen-printed graphic that holds up wash after wash
• Unisex fit, true to size
• Guaranteed to start a conversation (and a few groans)

Wear it as a joke about the little annoyances of modern life. No actual stance on straws is taken, we just think it's funny.